Challenge Accepted

We found this at Lowes this week. I almost bought it, but quickly realized if I can’t get them to put the seat down, I’m pretty sure pushing a button is out of the question. Besides it’s not the inside of our toilet that’s the problem.

Courage on a platter

Not only did I fly to California last month for a comedy contest at the Ice House – my dream club by the way – I flew there with a 24 hour old brand new hair style. That’s huge for a control freak like me, who has to look perfect at all times. My girlfriend…