I originally saw this on The Chew (love love LOVE that show!) this fall and wanted to share it will you guys. I don’t know about you, but I’ve sustained numerous cuts trying to open clam-shell packaging over the years. So, lay down the knife and the scissors and grab a can opener. It’s easy as 1 2 3. See for yourself. You can thank me later.
I am in LOVE with this song. It’s on my new favorites for Christmas.
are you ready kids?
Did you know if you search for “Gynecologist Jokes” on Google, you will find my blog?
98% of my stories are about life after kids, gardening, faith, poetry and travel.
I do not write sex jokes -
okay, there was that one.
Or maybe two..
Granted, I did have a bit of a weird meltdown after my hysterectomy in 2010 and had to see a male gyno for the first time ever in my life. And yes it’s true I wrote several jokes about that which included the promoting of sedation gynecology and if you hear a comic in Tulsa tell that joke other than me — they stole it.
Deep cleansing breath.
And yes, it’s true that I did write a poem about my annual exam.
Still, it’s been at least two years since I wrote a good gynecologist joke. I honestly don’t have one. At least not any that I can tell without turning purple. So why I show up on the search is beyond me. The only reason I know this is because my blog gets hit at least two or three times a week by people looking for a good GYN joke and I did a google test to find out why.
Of all the SEO search engines in the world, I had to wind up on this one.
So… in that spirit, for all ya’ll looking for a good joke, I offer this new one that I found…
Have a great day!
Apologies in advance to my sons who have every Sponge Bob episode memorized. This cracked me up!
1. I love U2 – I have a die-hard crush on Bono.
2. Tim Hawkins is a screaming riot.
For more samples of his music and comedy:
If you want to know more about this super hilarious guy check him out here:
WEB PAGE: TIM HAWKINS WEB
FCC DISCLAIMER: No goods or services were received in exchange for this post. I’m simply a fan and wanted to mix up Music Monday a little bit for my readers.
This video does contain some suggestive material. I think it’s funny and am sharing it, however if you don’t like racy, don’t watch.